my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
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I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
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We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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