So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
