The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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