If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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