They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
only if we run a train.
done.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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