ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Randomize