Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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