VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
false alarm, still single
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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