there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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