My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
it glows. i had to have it.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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