The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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