quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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