Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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