How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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