at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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