My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
No subtext here. People are naked.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
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