Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
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I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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