508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Sext me about skeletons
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Randomize
