# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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