Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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