yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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