Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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