I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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