thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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