they need to just BURY HIM!
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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