I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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