I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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