Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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