So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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