Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
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I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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