I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
We had to coat check the pizza.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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