i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
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I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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