been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
