i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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