ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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