I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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