This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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