He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize