ugly people sure do ruin things
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
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Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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