I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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