I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Randomize
