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Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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