You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Apparently you make a good broom.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Randomize