I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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