You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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