i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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