i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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