3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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