Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Dick very happy bro