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  Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life

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  Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles

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• (909): View more from California

  Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  the room spins SO much faster in panama

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?

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• (518): View more from New York

  My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray

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• (516): View more from New York

  it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Dick very happy bro

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