It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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