The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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