We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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