what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Randomize
